So wear some sort of hat then?

2.. Strutter's chat.

Hey, you’re the one who is actually moaning about raindrops.

I’d say that there’s the bigger chat failure right there.

And anyway what’s the matter with hats? Or do you hate, loathe and/or despise  them too?

“Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining“

Heart surgery xx

Low autumn sun shining into your sodding eyes 

Accept cookie requests/ sign up to our newsletter/ tiny fecking crosses to shut the bastard messages down that you have press at least 3 times until they sod off

Never accept cookie requests FFS. You end up dealing with a torrent of ignorant arrogance and casual racism. It's worse than giving risky your email address. I speak from bitter experience. 

ur going bald spanky, that’s when rain on the head starts 2 hurt

i should kno

Water resistant baseball caps are better and can look pretty fly 

I DO keep finding massive tufts about the house now you mention

Tbf fair to clergs, strutz, BJ thomas made a pretty good pop career out of this sort of musing when u were a lad

I've never had a rain drop make my head sore 

Mainly because I took so many punches and headbutts as a kid my head has little feeling 

Probably why I am great at law 

Man U

nonsense davos

i played rugby throughout childhood in2 adulthood

yet my pate is sensitive as fook. low beams? chew the skin on the top of my head. hob hoods? the fookers ralways designed at the exact height 2 take a chunk out of my bald patch if u rn’t concentr7ing when cooking. sunny day? that skin on top gets sizzled without a thick layer of factor 500. 

rain really can hurt. hail is obv the worst, but even rain makes it sore