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May I just say
Wang's Upon a Time 13 Nov 18 22:08
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that this has been an absolute cvnt of a year.  worse than the year all 4 of my grandparents and my dad died.  w**kers.

 

i would just like to say a hearty thankyou to all who sail the good ship d'orange. You are a massive cunch of bunts but, when called upon, you are the bestest m7s there r.  srsly, love u fckrs.  not u dux.

Sorry to hear you are going through a shitty time Wang, sending you a huge chav telly sized hug and if you ever want a drink and a sympathetic shoulder email. Judo xx

Sorry to hear this Wang. Keep buggering on etc and if there's anything I can do to help (maybe accidentally sit on someone who's making life miserable for you) lemme know. 

Sorry Wang that you are having a mare of a year. Having some experience of that, I keep on telling myself that nothing lasts for ever. I hope 2019 brings you better things. Meanwhile, in the words of the departed Camembert, onwards and sideways.

Not a good one for you. But we’ve had you and others in our minds throughout, fella.  That Osama is so competitive he even beats us at being all fooked up.

Your 2018 is on a par with my 2014-15 annus khuntissimus. All I can say is that even that turd passed and now here I still am. May you say the same in 3-4 years. 

Turds flush down very badly in the UK for some reason. Not enough water pressure or something. Not uncommon for me to shout "G'wan you piece of sh1t turd, go round the bend already" whilst furiously pumping the loo handle as if that would release more water. TMI, I know. I'll fvck off back to the other board.

this is like the scary times when you’re a kid and you catch one of your parents crying. it’s unnerving because they’re the strong ones with the words of comfort who look after you and all of a sudden you realise they’re not invincible.

 

hugs etc to you wang 

Thank you all.  

Tricky makes a good point re toilets.  humanity imo peaked with the 1980s ideal standard avocado bathroom suite.  with a cistern that could unleash a tsunami sized flush and have a grown man's excreta most of the way to Norway with one lever tug.  

Now these so called eco bogs can't even send a 5 year old's past the thames estuary.  

dark times my friends

Of course you’re having a bad time if you’re watching that shit show that is the Hobbit. It’s no LoTR m6. 

Seriously though, this year sucks donkey balls, why is 2018 not over yet, I’m done with it. Hope you find a way to keep buggering on through the eternal bog of rancid stench. My thoughts are with you. 

If it helps, I’ll let you touch my knee at the next pub quizzle. 

Kisses xxx

Well, I’m going to ask the question even if no one else will... ...what happened to make the year so awful?

PS - please accept a big squeezy hug from me xx. I’ve grown to like you, you big old gallomp.

He's only trying to identify as a woman because he wants you to lesbotrise him fluffs.

Assume that there's now light at the end of the aunting tunnel now old chap?

 

I hope you didn’t give it all away as a woman on your first date with him...

...I have some nice clothes I brought from the U.K. that I never get a chance to wear... ...you could have them, but I’m not sure we are the same size.

well I've always thought you're a total c*nt. Especially when you were so helpful on that thing. And when you talk Reacher and your teenage sexcapades. xxx if you hadn't changed email address I'd have dropped you a note but oldfather bounced back. 

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