that this has been an absolute cvnt of a year. worse than the year all 4 of my grandparents and my dad died. w**kers.
i would just like to say a hearty thankyou to all who sail the good ship d'orange. You are a massive cunch of bunts but, when called upon, you are the bestest m7s there r. srsly, love u fckrs. not u dux.
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Sorry to hear you are going through a shitty time Wang, sending you a huge chav telly sized hug and if you ever want a drink and a sympathetic shoulder email. Judo xx
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will mail u judo
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*waves*
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Sorry to hear this Wang. Keep buggering on etc and if there's anything I can do to help (maybe accidentally sit on someone who's making life miserable for you) lemme know.
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on I shall bugger trix. my cat is currently trying to sexcrime me as i watch the hobbit
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Sorry Wang that you are having a mare of a year. Having some experience of that, I keep on telling myself that nothing lasts for ever. I hope 2019 brings you better things. Meanwhile, in the words of the departed Camembert, onwards and sideways.
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Sexcrime and hobbit should never be in the same sentence. Ever. But yay for escapism thru movies/books etc. Want me to sit on the cat?
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Not a good one for you. But we’ve had you and others in our minds throughout, fella. That Osama is so competitive he even beats us at being all fooked up.
Your 2018 is on a par with my 2014-15 annus khuntissimus. All I can say is that even that turd passed and now here I still am. May you say the same in 3-4 years.
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Pint of Harvey’s on me in due course
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Turds flush down very badly in the UK for some reason. Not enough water pressure or something. Not uncommon for me to shout "G'wan you piece of sh1t turd, go round the bend already" whilst furiously pumping the loo handle as if that would release more water. TMI, I know. I'll fvck off back to the other board.
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Good point well made Tricky
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Sorry to hear that Wang. Big sea monster hugs.
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This too will pass
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You think that it is bad so far - wait until you find out about me and your mum.
Oh and chin up old chap.
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Sorry to hear this wango. If a slave owning camel conveyancer can be of any use you know where to find me!
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this is like the scary times when you’re a kid and you catch one of your parents crying. it’s unnerving because they’re the strong ones with the words of comfort who look after you and all of a sudden you realise they’re not invincible.
hugs etc to you wang
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Thank you all.
Tricky makes a good point re toilets. humanity imo peaked with the 1980s ideal standard avocado bathroom suite. with a cistern that could unleash a tsunami sized flush and have a grown man's excreta most of the way to Norway with one lever tug.
Now these so called eco bogs can't even send a 5 year old's past the thames estuary.
dark times my friends
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Of course you’re having a bad time if you’re watching that shit show that is the Hobbit. It’s no LoTR m6.
Seriously though, this year sucks donkey balls, why is 2018 not over yet, I’m done with it. Hope you find a way to keep buggering on through the eternal bog of rancid stench. My thoughts are with you.
If it helps, I’ll let you touch my knee at the next pub quizzle.
Kisses xxx
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*ahem*
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I'll offer you a manly hug, Wang
*manly hug*
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Is there a prize for the least manly manly hug?
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Well, I’m going to ask the question even if no one else will... ...what happened to make the year so awful?
PS - please accept a big squeezy hug from me xx. I’ve grown to like you, you big old gallomp.
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Fluffy, I decided to finally identify as a woman. Nobody accepted me except Strutter.
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He's only trying to identify as a woman because he wants you to lesbotrise him fluffs.
Assume that there's now light at the end of the aunting tunnel now old chap?
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I hope you didn’t give it all away as a woman on your first date with him...
...I have some nice clothes I brought from the U.K. that I never get a chance to wear... ...you could have them, but I’m not sure we are the same size.
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Buzz... ...the way the sech is going at the moment she would be in with a shout.
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Hugs for Wang xoxoxo
only 6 weeks or so of khunting year left and hopefully 2019 will kick its arse.
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soz to hear that Wang. onwards and upwards, or at least onwards.
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Fvck that, Wang. Dscrb nrks.
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Fluffs puts me in mind of that old cosmo written by blokes skit.
cosmo should I sleep with this chap on the first date?
yes, before if possible
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If it makes you feel any better I'll give you an insult Sails free pass to use whenever you think it will be cathartic.
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Dont u hate it when some1 gets u something u already have...?
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Its ok mate, once we get through Christmas and move into the new stadium, we will be fine. Keep the faith. COYS
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Aw, come on Wang, 40's not that bad.
Sorry to hear you've had a shit year, mate. If I can repay the polos any time, just let me know xx
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Wang the free pass means I won't answer back or complain when the free insult is delivered.
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what the fook is this? the Clergham appreciation society
walk it off sun
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Heh
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Hope 2019 is better for you m3
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Thank u Pingu and may yours be blessed with your favourite celebrity winning a bushtucker challenge
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If it’s any consolation, it only gets worse
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[something kind/funny/heartwarming]
zama zama, dude (means keep going in forrin)
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Yeah, wot Fussers sed. And also "Hasa Diga Eebowai", as they sang in The Book of Mormon.
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Your felicitations are engorging, chaps, most thanks
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well I've always thought you're a total c*nt. Especially when you were so helpful on that thing. And when you talk Reacher and your teenage sexcapades. xxx if you hadn't changed email address I'd have dropped you a note but oldfather bounced back.
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your judgment is sound sun
theshellfishgene at the gmail dot com
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We’d better get a Friday challenge out of this mutual blow off of a thread.
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Do your own no piss challenge. all arvo tomorrow. no fees.
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