I can't help Xiaoping in love

Xi, it was only a matter of time before the PRC started innovating, as opposed to impersonating... 

The whole thing Mings

(Let me be your) Winnie the Pooh bear?

Heartbreak Love hotel

Jail House Rock for dissenters

Blue Swayed Views

In the Uighur Ghetto

Died on the shitter?

Return to Re-education Camp

That’s Alright Mao Mao

Are you lonesome tonight? (yes cos you are being executed in the morning)

Dreams come true in blue Huawei... 

mint thread

My Baby Left Me for someone with a better social credit score. 

Love me Panda 

Wei bo-wn

Imperialist capitalist running dog devil's in disguise.

are you ronesome toright?

Kissin' Cousins because despite it being wrong due to the one child policy and accompanying infanticide she's the only unmarried female within 200 miles of our village.

How Great Leap Forward Thou Art.

All Kai-shek Up.

Wei down

Let's Have A Chinese Communist Party

Nothing but a hound dog (on this very limited lunch menu)

Very good buzz

Treat Me Rice

Politburo are always on my mind.

A little less conversation, unless you want to be resettled.

The Pe - King of Rock and Roll

Going to Number 1 with a bullet (for which your family will invoiced afterwards)

In the GheTao

Xi's not Yu

The Sun Yat-Sen Sessions

quite a bit of racist on this thread

I Forgot to Remember to Leave Tibet

Biao Christmas 

50,000,000 Bicycles In Beijing Can't Be Wrong

His Hand in Environmentally Catastrophic Lithium Mine.

A hunka hunka shi ming love

Periodic reminder that some racism is just fine on ROF. 

Cookie not even trying to be a subtle racist.

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are you ronesome toright?

I Don't Care if the Sun Don't Shein and neither will Xu

Don't Be Cruel?  

Chow Mein Woman Blues

Fame and Fortune cookie

The kung po chicken roll

Return to Censor 

Always On Mao Mind

Well, I quit my job down at the dogwash

Left my mama a goodbye note

By sundown I'd left Chongqing

With my guzheng under my coat

I hitchhiked all the way down to Hunan

Got a room at the local inn

For the next three weeks I went huntin' them nights

Just lookin' for a place to play

Well, I thought my pickin' would set 'em on fire

But nobody wanted to hire a guzheng man

Well, I nearly 'bout starved to death down in Hunan

I run outta money and luck

So I bought me a ride down to Shenzhen, Guangdong

On a overloaded poultry truck

I thumbed on down to Hong Kong city 

Started pickin' out some o' them all night bars

Hopin' I could make myself a dollar

Makin' music on my guzheng

I got the same old story at them all night piers

There ain't no room around here for a guzheng man

We don't need a guzheng man, son

So I slept in the hobo jungles

Roamed a thousand miles of track

Till I found myself in Shantou Guangdong

At a club they call Big Lee‘s

A little four-piece band was jammin'

So I took my guzheng and I sat in

I showed 'em what a band would sound like

With a swingin' little guzheng man

Show 'em, son

If you ever take a trip down to the ocean

Find yourself down around Shantou

Make it on out to a club called Lee‘s

If you got a little time to kill

Just follow that crowd of people

You'll wind up out on his dance floor

Diggin' the finest little five piece group

Up and down the Hong Kong Bay.

Guess who's leadin' that five-piece band

Well, wouldn't ya know, it's that swingin' little guzheng man, yeah yeah

There's no strings on this wooden harp of mine.