Anyone else not voting / spoiling ballot?

Me

Yep.  Drew a massive cock and balls with spunk coming out and wrote "They are all fooking w**kers" on the bottom.  Postal vote.

What a time to be alive.

Can’t you vote Green

I think Universal Basic Income is a fooking stupid policy.

or some  well-meaning independent?

Don't have any.  My vote for the Cannabis is Safer Than Alcohol Party last time was one of only 14 votes the candidate secured.  Think he probably can't afford another deposit because he spent his Giro on weed

I wrote “it would have been libdem but you went mental on the trans thing”.

The effect was somewhat undermined (or enhanced  depending on your perspective) by having to write in pencil.

They will have to look at the paper and I think it’s helpful to reflect on what is losing them votes. Also the very act of voting is arrogance how dare you try to shame me for it.

Strutted, you are a genuine clinical moron so let’s wind that neck in.

Remember I don’t live in the shitty  benighted south. The snp will win here and you will soon be left to your embarrassing Anglo devices.

I would tell youse if I did, amber. But truth is I would have voted libdem if they weren’t egregiously bad on an important topic. Women have lost jobs and been arrested for expressing views on this topic. It is important to me and brexit is a bad idea so that leaves no one

 

Declining to vote is fine, it's specifically declining to vote because you've read 5,000 Daily Mail articles about the unstoppable trans menace that's stupid. 

Pancakes

a tax specialist is currently in tribunal for losing her job after saying she didn’t believe men can become women

women have been raped in prison because of this

women have been punched in the face by trans activists. 
 

you can really fook off with your belittling

I’m not the one who got up early and walked all the way to and from a polling station in order to do something that will have the total effect of making one teller think ‘well that’s a crazy person’. And that’s if they even bother reading your spoiled paper.

So let’s keep the moron tag for where it is deserved.

I don’t read the Daily Mail. I’m an old school left wing liberal who is deeply unhappy with how our values have been distorted by the woke lot and their postmodernist nonsense. 
 

i subscribe to two views:

1 - 99% of ppl who get wound up into a frenzy about this shit (on all sides and on all political shit) massively need to get a life (irrespective of the wrong-ness of their viewpoint

2 - in vivo exposure therapy is powerful

in the absence of any other means, i therefore conclude that winding ppl like that up ad nauseam. obviously the target is usually chosen on the basis of their wrong-ness tho

A spoiled ballot in and of itself is not an endorsement but I think it is a fair point that with this bunch o’twots government, if you are not clearly against them then you are for them,

it kind of is tbf cos an abstention is effectively an absence of vote against the status quo

i appreci7 psychologically it’s not, but practically is

It definitely isn’t the same as not voting (and this is reflected in systems that compel you to vote). You didn’t forget or go to the pub, you rejected all options.

dont get me wrong I don’t think it’s a hugely meaningful act but nor is any voting it’s just to mollify the proles

Your government is the Westminster one as everyone else’s is. Westminster owns Scotland and can take away its “powers” like*snaps fingers* that.

Spoiling is not the same as not voting, but for the record, simply not voting is absolutely fine. Can’t be arsed to turn up to the polling station? That’s fine. Completely ok. Don’t get on at me about why my grandfather fought the Nazis - I knew him, you didn’t - he was fighting for freedom not to have to do what The Man tells you to do.

Well done. The piece of paper you wasted time on filling in will now go into a pile with the ones that claim the aliens are beaming thoughts through the radio.

May I suggest that next time you make your statement in purple crayon so THEY REALLY CANNOT IGNORE YOU!!!!!!   
 

(Don’t forget they exclamation marks by the way - that’s how they know you are really SERIOUS!!!!!!)

anyone who has been to a count will know that it can quite draining. the odd stupidly defaced ballot paper is important for light relief.

those defacing their ballots should consider it an important public service. perhaps over many years the service could be rewarded by a place in the house of lords

Strutter who do you with your psephological GENIUS  think I should have voted for? Bear in mind I don't give a fook what happens to the south of England, would like to see the city gutted and it's overpaid lawyers jettisoned into the sea, this is one of the safest SNP seats in the country, most of the day to day powers are devolved anyway, I do not want Brexit or Scottish independence or for women to lose their right to safety. 

Who would you vote for ya charlatan of a man.

I cast my vote this morning in the royal borough of kensington and Chelsea aka the 2nd most marginal seat in the country. 

Ended up holding my nose and voting libdem, although I don’t like their trans mentalism either. I’m not convinced Jo swinson actually believes what she’s saying on the topic, and quite frankly if we could manage to dispatch this horrific shower of cvnts we can have the fight on trans stuff after that. 

Yay democracy etc 

I enjoyed the 2010 count I went to even though the party I’d campaigned for had a most undeserved bad night. Best bit was all the rightards going round going round predicting Ed Balls to lose his seat and getting ready to tug their three inch weenises to a twenty second jizzfest when his result was announced, only for him to retain his seat at which all the Labour groupings started banging the tables and chanting ED! BALLS! ED! BALLS! Juvenile and massively enjoyable.

laz, the brexit party are standing in Kensington so emma dent coad may hold on.

anyway  "only the libdems can beat  labour in Kensington! It's a 2 horse race"  *picture of 2 horses*

 

Lord rennard said so

It is pretty simple - if you don’t want to vote for any of them then don’t vote for any of them.

Wasting your own and other people’s time by WRITING YOUR VERY IMPORTANT STATEMENT!!!!!!  on the ballot simply tells people that you are not terribly stable.

Unless I have missed a number of instances where spoiling a paper as opposed to not voting made a difference to anything. If there are such cases I would be delighted to hear of them.

strutter - since you clearly don't know what happens with spoiled ballots I would suggest just piping down tbh.

I could have drawn a cock on it. But unlike you my sense of humour isn't that of a juvenile ape's.

just take your hubris and shove it up your over the hill arse ok

I am genuinely curious what happens to the spoilt ballot papers? I assume all of them go to the trash. And possibly some may give a vote counter a titter or a moment to roll his/her eyes. 

Sorry, is there some special process I don’t know about where they separate the spoilt papers on which people are making a VERY SERIOUS POINT!!!!! from the ones concerning alien mind control and send the former off to a VERY SPECIAL COMMITTEE which looks at them and makes the top 10 VERY SERIOUS POINTS!!!!!! into LAWS!

Is that a thing that happens?

 

strutter why are you harassing me and not the many men on this board who are talking about stupid actual votes? 

there is literally no one I would vote for

what I have done ensures that my libdem candidate knows why I didn't vote for her - she will have to read it - it is a unique opportunity to convey a message

you might take the view oh LOL they will just think you are a fanny

but I don't give a shit what you think, you are a genuine idiot who should learn his place

Spoiled the crap out of mine.  Didn't intend to go at all but wifey forgot to send her postal ballot so had to hand deliver...

will the spoiled ballot make any difference? absolutely not. would it have made a difference if I had voted for any particular candidate when the incumbant usually gets 70%+ of the vote? also, absolutely not.

There was that lollersome case last year where someone drew a cartoon penis in the box next to a candidate and it was counted as a vote for them.

I took no such risks on my spoilt ballot, so vast was my cartoon penis, balls and spunk.

Nope.

There will never be a party that agrees with all of my views...because I haven't started the Dogwarden Party.

Therefore voting is a compromise of who you want to lose and who you can stomach on a macro level.

I want Boris to lose because he represents an absolute certainty of a disaster, so I'm voting for a weak labour candidate.  I don't approve of Corbyn but the risk of him and the hope of a hung parliament is better than the certainty of a lying, dishonesty, criminal Boris who will slaughter our NHS and weaken our country for his own and friends personal and financial interests. 

This isn’t a dig at Rhamnousia specifically, and applies to everyone, including frankly me, but: an election like this is about the really really macro issues: disposing of an utterly dreadful, incompetent and corrupt government and derailing / frustrating Brexit. Subject to those issues, please realise: NOBODY GIVES A TOSS WHAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK; INTELLECTUALLY AND POLITICALLY YOU ARE PLANKTON; EVERYONE’S GOT AN OPINION AND, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE’S, YOURS DOES NOT MATTER A JOT. Shut up and vote antiTory.

For someone who purports not to care what I think you spend an awful lot of time insulting me and making stuff up about me (as opposed to answering my points).

Curious that. 

Not sure any Remain Tory who signed up as a Labour member to vote in Jezza as party leader should be that quick to call people an idiot for their voting activities. 

Rhamnousia12 Dec 19 09:25

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Strutter who do you with your psephological GENIUS  think I should have voted for? Bear in mind I don't give a fook what happens to the south of England, would like to see the city gutted and it's overpaid lawyers jettisoned into the sea, this is one of the safest SNP seats in the country, most of the day to day powers are devolved anyway, I do not want Brexit or Scottish independence or for women to lose their right to safety. 

Who would you vote for ya charlatan of a man.

 

I'd suggest you vote for whomever will achieve your goals.  You have no hope if you don't vote.  Not sure I agree with your goals though... they seem a little, dare I say it, negative..

strutter - I ignore you completely except when you pop up on my threads to be a aunt. Then I call you a aunt because you are one. I am under no obligation to ignore your nasty behaviour. 

Alan Partridge12 Dec 19 09:59

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Will be fun looking back on people willing to vote for a massive anti-semite and getting a Tozza majority anyway.

Sadly,  I expect it... but at least I won't have helped it.

Yes, the choice between an anti-semite ideological idiot and a criminal is a poor one.  I don't want however to have a government where the fact that the man is so morally flawed as to be unfit to govern... didn't matter to the electorate.  that is where America is.  I think he will destroy the NHS in a heartbeat and penalise poverty so his already rich friends can suck the remaining blood out of this nation.