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You should enter your marmalade! You would deffo make the School's magazine ,if you won!
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You should enter your marmalade! You would deffo make the School's magazine ,if you won!
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What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
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The Beatles never covered a jam song?
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Your mum can't take 4 cocks marmaladed up her?
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haha you flatter me judy I cant even get a prize in the local fete!
all the winners these days do all sorts of exotic recipes, the most exotic I do is adding a spoon of treacle to the final boil.
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are you going to the London Lunch with the Headmistress?
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no Judy, more Mum stuff to do!
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Judes how is your school still relevant to your life +20 years on?
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Ah that old chestnut. Jam.
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I don't think Paul Weller would appreciate being called on old chestnut.
Says the man who routinely refers to people as "old fruit".
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The answer of course is you can’t marmalade your c*** up a girl’s a***
A subtle but crucial difference to your version old bean.
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Yes, I know that. But my version managed to get yet another boot into Buzz, which has totally rebalanced my chi again.
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