chz mate hope you have a great day 👍

Prob be on here mostly tbh... so I WILL!

Happy friyay m8. I have grown fond of you recently. You're like the simple brother I never had.

Did you have a simple

sisyer royalty? Or are you one of Those maladjusted only children?

How very dare you.

Are you seeing any “nieces” risky? 

Nah not tomorrow Crowley. Not getting off the island. 

There are a couple

on the island, but not seeing them either

Do the Channel Islands not have any resident “nieces”? 

Oh hang on what 

I can’t tell which one of us is talking in euphemisms 

I’m not sure what’s unclear. A couple

of ‘nieces’ here, most ‘nieces’ on the mainland...

There are plenty of aunts on the islands. No idea about nieces.

Necking lager all day?

Proper heh @ RR

Not brave enough to come over here and say that though are you royalty? (After 10 days isolation obviously)

Au contraire. I'm at an age when aunts are my target audience risky. 

You might like the desperate housewives of jersey royalty. On ITV player

“Mrs Risky and her mum” 

Poor Mrs risky