Responsible for bringing the nation, nay world, gingerbuts via an amazing cooking accident involving cake mix and his own knob cheese.
Accidentally invented the condom when he was doing the washing up and was putting his marigolds on and one thing led to another and it ended up that he was fooking Heidi Klum and she said ‘hang on how about you pop ziss on your Johannson’ while the dog watched.
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If it helps, I wasn’t even born in the early twenties. And FAOD neither was anyone i have ever shagged.
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You're assuming that I bothered finding out their names in the first instance.
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heh
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also gross
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creepy - check
weird - check
made up - ofc
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> Lost count about my very early twenties
Oh aye.
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Yeah but you didn’t invent the internet m7, ladies all over that like a cheap suit
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Lots of fatherless kids running around Redruth council estates as we speak, telling their mates that they invented cheese and the internet.
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Me dad owns cathedral city dontcha know.
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Big whoop. Teclis invented Cathedrals. And Christianity. And religion.
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Discovered air
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Responsible for bringing the nation, nay world, gingerbuts via an amazing cooking accident involving cake mix and his own knob cheese.
Accidentally invented the condom when he was doing the washing up and was putting his marigolds on and one thing led to another and it ended up that he was fooking Heidi Klum and she said ‘hang on how about you pop ziss on your Johannson’ while the dog watched.
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‘People I’d fooked’
Cornwall. By being.
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You mock but when he cures coronavirus with a genius combo of OTC meds you will be laughing on the other side of your faces.
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I think u mean coughing
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And possibly faeces
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Holy shyt is tecco Brian botano?
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Daddy!!
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That first proper adult examination of conscience after a lifetime of rejecting grace is so f***king hard.
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I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two, that’s what tecco-o would do!
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