I have a girl crush on

Ruth Wilson. 

My most problematic view is that the relationship between Ruth Wilson and Idris Elba is totes unbelievable because he is super hot and she looks like an ageing duck.

I should be glad of her success because why does the woman always have to be the sexy one clearly she doesn't. And I am on a logical level but my gut says no that would never happen.

Back in RoF days if yore, Lord Shaftington told us that he had the horn for Tracey Emin.  Emin mings mercilessly. He explained it was the filth and mischief that triggered his reaction.  

Ruth Wilson is lovely and beautiful. But no orthodox beauty. You aren’t even registering on the Shafty scale.