Oh my god you are so edgy with your controversial views about women!

You're a bit slow as that happened a few weeks ago.  Most commentators put it down to tiredness after a long exercise with minimal sleep.  I've almost accidentally turned a boat through 180 degrees taking the wheel in the dark having only been woken up about 20 minutes earlier.

bernie i dont think u qualify as a hominid

Yeah, leave him alone.

If he fancies men that’s his business.

hmmm

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ah I see, makes sense now

Omg! Pro-Russian!!!!???

*hides in wardrobe*

And c********ve too! 

Bernie I’ve been at sea long enough to know it’s easily possible. Tired and cruising home they’d have powered down or not been monitoring lots of electronics and there were probably on three or four people on the bridge.

Bernie... ...what about all the male captains who smashed into things? It’s obviously the fault of the ship!

US captain killing 10...

...verdict - lack of judgment and decision making.

US captains have had multiple collisions recently and usually in totally avoidable situations.

Best one I heard was when someone I vaguely know sailed his yacht straight into the side of a cross-channel ferry on the way back from France.

The verdict was that he was 'tired and confused'. Nobody who knew him was fooled by that.

Chambo that sounds like the old joke about Scottish fishermen.  They're all six inches shorter at the end of the day because they've drunk the case of Tenents they were standing on as they motored out in the morning.

That was the general theory Sails. He was on a wine trip and couldn't resist sampling some of it on the way back. Nobody hurt, but a very expensive mishap.

I doubt it was a bird on the bridge on HMS Nottingham when they managed, at odds of fookloads to one, to twot it into Wolf Rock

And as we all know the UK's Royal Navy is also a hotbed of social jutsice and political correctness gone mad, just look at this example https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-11605365

I know cars and planes and helicopters and trains crash but as we all know it's impossible for a ship, which we all know stops on a dime and has a tiny turning circle to crash

some time ago, before the era of everything surviving forever on the internet a friend of a friend took his (hms) ship out of st peter port.

it was his last port before handing over command so he may have had a bit too much to drink and been just a leetle bit the worse for wear the next morning, along with the rest of the crew.

anyway, just outside st peter port is a bloody big rock.  the papers took some delight in showing pictures of it stranded on top of the rock as the tide went out...