Staff at DAC Beachcroft's Birmingham office have clearly had a lovely start to 2016. This email was sent out on Wednesday morning:
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There is a rich tradition of disgruntled law firm staff literally crapping over their employers. Herbies' Belfast office was plagued with faeces on the floor of its ladies' facilities, Irwin Mitchell blamed a dog for a neatly coiled turd next to a filing cabinet, and some deranged lunatic actually managed to fill the soap dispensers in A&O's Belfast loos with his effluence.
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DAC Beachcroft yesterday |
A spokesman for DAC Beachcroft said that the firm "is naturally concerned about the wellbeing of the person involved. We are addressing this unfortunate incident with the utmost discretion and will provide appropriate support where necessary."
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Then people move from Keoghs to DACB.
Then it happens at DACB.
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I'm sure that's just a massive, massive coincidence.
'Oh hi Debbie; yeah it was me who shat in the bin. I can't explain it really, I have just always had a thing for taking a dump in really inappropriate places; perhaps call it a moderate fetish if you will. In fact this one time, when we were on holiday in Majorca, you should have seen the mess I made on the hotel kitchen floor - was full on top bantz, it really was! Remind me, and I'll bring in the photos...'