A law student at Queensland University of Technology has shown the World
how to respond to a twatty email. All students on the niftily named LWB309
course received the following message from one of their classmates:
To: All LWB309.1-09 students
Subject: Succession Assignment Semester 1 2009
I am seeking 3 likeminded LWB309 members to join me
in a group strongly pursuing a 6 or 7 for the 2500
word assignment due in week 6.
Please email me if you are interested as places
would go quickly.
I am only after those willing to work very hard to
achieve this result.
I will also only accept those willing to do things
the way I do which has proven to be very successful.
(i) Dividing up assignment questions among group
(ii) Finishing the assignment nearly 2 weeks before
the due date as to allow for extensive and thorough
examination of the answer - This is usually
conducted by myself as I do this professionally
where I work at [law firm].
(iii)In dividing up issues, I will help the other
members pick out the issues and point you in the
right direction for each question.
Note the following:
Although I may have a slightly smaller piece to
write, I do most of my work towards the last few
weeks before the due date, where I am able to
consult solicitors at [law firm], and add anything
needed to be added into the assignment.
Please do NOT apply if this style does not appease
you but it has been very successful. Please further
note that I am only after those who are
realistically able to achieve a 7 and work hard at
achieving their goals.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Which prompted one recipient to send out the following reply, copied to all:
To: Jim; All LWB309 students
Subject: Re: Succession Assignment Semester 1 2009
never email me again for any purpose for the rest of