Aggrieved Sheffield businessman Steve Wilkinson bombarded DLA Piper with dozens of emails accusing it of complicity in various conspiracies when he discovered that its lawyers had referred to him as a "nutter" with a "twisted mind". The emails were pretty great.

Hohoho, RoF went, hahaha. FOOLS

This Saturday, Winchester swung his capslock bold 22px spotlight onto the lamestream media and, to avoid being nuked from orbit when he gets hold of a warhead, it's therefore time for a one-off special.

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