Deeply unsettling news from the Leicester Square branch of popular fried chicken outlet KFC, who have been fined £19,000 after a cockroach was spotted eating a chip on a food counter. Bleugh.

Another satisfied customer filling-up before a film premiere

Other offences taken into consideration at the hearing at Westminster Magistrates Court include evidence of dried chicken blood on the floor, mice and flies. Obviously the cockroach was taking its life into its own hands by eating a chip. Although, given that they're the only creatures meant to survive a nuclear attack, perhaps they're specially employed as food tasters. Just what is contained in that "secret blend" of eleven spices?

The Source occasionally partakes in a lovely steaming box of fried chicken when homeward bound after a couple of evening beverages. This behaviour ends henceforth.