I was working for AIG the day it went bust and had to get bailed out by the US government

I shot JFK

I was on The Strand drinking when the riots were happening in 2011. So, same City.

Well, for starters, I was round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

I slept through the largest blast in peacetime history

Phoebe, you were alive in 1917 for the Nova Scotia munitions ship explosion?

Lookin good for ur age bebe

I wrote magna carta and a few other notable documents

Laz I feel that 1917 wasn't exactly peace time, but maybe that didn't cover that on your history course.

I should have specified Europe

blame google not me

Only threee contenders

Enschede fireworks factory

Toulouse chemical factory 2001 - that everyone thought must be tezz related as it was shortly after 9/11

Buncefield, what was it, 2006? But surely u would not be seen in hemel hempstead

I didn't get on at Aldgate (like I usually did) when it got bombed in 2005.  A role so minor I didn't actually take part.

happy to clarify they didn’t m, because on an elite level history degree you get to choose your period of study

HTH

I have been to stadium concerts of the 'big 3'. Two are dead now and Madonna is.. err... has y'know.... jumped the shark?

I canvassed at the 2019 General Election and helped secure a historic Tory victory.

It was indeed Buncefield, 

The Double H and I go way back

I walked past a northern rock on the way to work when the run was happening.  

I also went to the may day riots one lunchtime near the bank wearing pin stripes and a pink shirt.

Some of my research was used anonymously in the Miller litigation.

I was quoted in the FT, anonymously, for something I posted on ROF

I was part of the initial group that started the Queen Street Riot in 1984

I initiated the first Maori Law section (Ko Ngaa Take Ture Maori) in The Auckland University Law Review.

I didn't pay the poll tax

I voted conservative in the 2019 uk general election

That's the kind of role in history you will be denying in years to come, ??? and panda.

heh, you fooking idiot panda 

good job that doesn’t really count as a piece of history

you’re still a fooking idiot tho

Once, when I took a shit, the Queen was doing something.

campaigned for the winning party in the 2019 general election.

I was at the “I agree with nick” 2010 leaders debate

I had a hearing in an adjacent courtroom to the Abramovich v Berezovsky matter.

I gave a killer question to one of the hosts of the leadership elections hustings to ask Bozza and which Iif I may say so went magnificently, turned him into even more of a gibbering mess and was widely reported.  Of course, it failed to stop his ascent to leading the C's and failed to stop them winning the GE.

I was in Hackney during the 2011 riots.