Is your house warm right now?

I cannot warm up it is terrible

No.  But that’s ok because I am not there.

My mum’s house is all warm and toasty and if anything I’m slightly too warm because I have a heated fuzz monster snuggled up to me who won’t leave me alone (I think the dog is a bit spooked out by the weather tbh).

Moral of the story - steal a dog on particularly cold nights.

Oh and get some good central heating.