"Cultural appropriation".

Have they gone full Armstrong & Miller?

Brylcreem and tache looks a bit peedo on a big fat tub of guts.

what is a big tub of guts

The moustache thing is really annoying me

It's like a bucket of guts but rounder.

Have they pranged their kites right in the how's-your-father?

hmm, never seen such a thing, Goose

but a moustache and good haircut look good on a man of any physique surely

I saw one of these men in Waitrose. His girlfriend was stoic. 

No Perkins, it’s goodbye. 

Biggles takes it rough

I have somehow never visualised Laz as looking like David Niven.

But Frank Canon...?

You know the people we’re fighting, like the Germans or some shit like that yeah?