Wouldn’t it be the perfect time for Rambo 4

for the gammons

who could be starring?

Gammonator Retribution

Nigel Farage travels back through time to try and kill Churchill, thereby preventing the founding of the EU.  Accidentally ensuree that the Germans win WWii.

 

Gammonhog Day?

Once a year someone digs Mark Francois out of a hole in the ground and he spouts the same random idiocy as always.

Kingsman:  The Gammon Circle

Spy agency finally decides to intervene and prevent economic catastrophe and societal collapse at the hands of stereotypical bond villains.