Words that are completely, completely unacceptable
  1. Coochie

    Not ever.

     

I think the common playground insults of my childhood (poofter, spacker, mong) are probably frowned upon these days.

Of the more dictionary appropriate words i’d go for maw. Especially when preceded with ‘gaping’. 

My first job involved a pay packet, on a Friday. A half size manila with a fold of notes and a few coins inside. The deductions detailed on the front handwritten into a printed template. Good times.