A woman just walked along my street with a bell propagator on her head

A large plant propagator

Then she stopped and told my neighbour that he should get one

The asylum is just open now and we are all inmates

Probably looking for a bit of warmth - Scotland etc

The bottles from water coolers are a great low cost starting place for making improvised visors. They're using them in LDCs very inventively.

A body bag makes a good improvised hazmat suit. If you don’t mind hopping.

Seems sensibly frugal, as you'd expect from the Scotch. No point paying good money for a visor when you can cobble together a DIY one.

Could have been worse

it was exactly that vibe

I thought she was drunk but no

Why drunk?

Because she had a propagator on her head

Makes sense.

Maybe she's just suffering from thinning hair. She's probably using Babybio as shampoo.

If she were drunk she’d have had a traffic cone on her head like all good drunk Scots.

You wouldn't get away with it now.

Another thing that didn't happen

Tories eh?

The cloche was so 2020.

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