She's at home with my wife all day, and apparently pays them no attention until I return, so whilst I very much appreciate your contribution, I'm not sold on it.
I'm going to leave my slippers downstairs in range of her today as an experiment Tilnet, on the proviso that if she chews them to pieces, you owe me a new pair. Fair?
And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Ah, you're drunk, You're drunk you silly old fool, Still you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before
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She wants you to put them on and refresh the scent so that they'll smell more strongly of you when you leave her alone again tomorrow.
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She's at home with my wife all day, and apparently pays them no attention until I return, so whilst I very much appreciate your contribution, I'm not sold on it.
I'm going to leave my slippers downstairs in range of her today as an experiment Tilnet, on the proviso that if she chews them to pieces, you owe me a new pair. Fair?
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She is clearly telling you to fvck off back out there again and earn some money. Those gourmet treats are spenny!
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No Donny, that's my wife!
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Hopeful you'll put them on and take her out for a sneaky extra walk?
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Mine does this, she wants to go for a walk.
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And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Ah, you're drunk,
You're drunk you silly old fool,
Still you can not see
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before
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Eddie, can confirm they are deffo MY shoes.
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