Why do people get married in the arse end of nowhere?

Get married in the CITY U KHVNTS

Then they get a larger/grander venue for the same price as a shitbox in the city. 
 

also.. by making the venue in an inconvenient location they can invite loads of people and anticipate a lower % of actual turnout. 
 

 

I 90% agree with a city wedding.

 

where I get furious with middle of nowhere weddings is when it is a Friday so I have to spend multiple nights on Randal rural hotels

I have friends who got married in Fiji. 
 

They did this deliberately because their parents together wanted to invite over 450 people. 
 

so they invited everyone of those 450 people to Fiji to make the parents happy…. and then celebrated with the  75 closest friends who actually turned up and had a week long party at a fully inclusive resort. 
 

 

 

Together with the bride, and three of her other female friends who could dive, we spent the morning of the wedding scuba diving on stunning coral reefs. 
 

Was kinda hilarious because the MoH wasn’t feeling great and ending up shitting herself… inside the wetsuit.. needless to say that little story made it into the wedding speeches. 

Unless they’re from the arse end of nowhere it’s probably a misguided attempt to replicate an idyllic wedding they’ve seen in a film.

It will not be like that.

My m7 is getting married in Koh Samui. Which I'm sure will be lovely but christ have flights gone silly prices these days! I was planning to go see her in the states sometime before the wedding but my bank account says no. There is something to be said for arse end of nowhere in the UK...