Every year the guid taxi drivers of Edinburgh participate in a charity event where they drive "the disabled kids" of the city on a jaunt to the seaside and there are costumes and balloons and the taxis are decorated and whatnot. Maybe a bit Victorian? Idk.
Anyway, what I did not know is that they also throw water balloons and spray water pistols at passers by. Including through car windows.
So anyway today this lad gets soaked with a water balloon and goes nuts and lies down in the road in protest, holding up the (imo slightly problematic) parade of disabled kids.
Here he is:
Anyway I am sort of team nobody and I think this is possibly the ultimate ahem undignified fight. Don't harass lieges FFS!