where would you order a bespoke badge from?

I want one that looks fairly swish

I have a feeling strutter is your man on this one.  he has a rolodex (u know that this is true at least) with details of the finest black military parade uniform providers, best male knee high boot specialists, important looking hats purveyors, even people who can sew impressive looking campaign badges to attach to your top left (can I say upper breast or should i say lower clavicle...?).  I believe his mum can also plait a wonderful ropey god shoulder arrangement.  not the sun glasses tho they are from a stand in the local co-op