In a biodegradable bag into a designated bin, of coursez 

Presumably they're trained to use a WC?

Hell of a lot of poo.

Is this a trick question?

They put them into luke warm mould under great pressure and make either orcs or Tories. 

What happens,say,  if a pedigree poodle rogers a pedigree spaniel? 

NVTL, I cannot understand the English obsession with dogs. They treat them better than homeless humans. Or non-white migrants.

It’s related to the feudal thing. 

Indeed, Bertha, there's truth in that.

Jelly's suggestion of where Tories come from is true also.

The Brits will happily let their dogs shit in the street and then clear up after them, but their actual children …..

In our rivers and seas. Untreated. 
Brexit Britain.

True, Bertha. It's the opposite in France! Paris, in any event. Kids well-behaved, dog-turds on the pavements of the 16th Arr!

A tannery obviously.

There are pooh quarters, where it is acceptable to allow your dog to pooh. For bipedals there are designated 1/4s (homage to Oracle). At the NEC they are actually more unpleasant than the sawdust the dogs shit in. 

I was supposed to be going tomorrow, but things got lost in translation. I'm not a great fan of dogs bred to compliance standards, but dogs are gods' (yes plural) gift to humans, and some dog breeders know not what they do.

Malbec since you ask.

If you died tomorrow would you have any regrets?

Tom Fun you can kick this off. You occasionally have something interesting to say. Don't get above yourself. Just stick to dogs.