When you go to a restaurant that turns out to be almost entirely empty and the maitre d’ and staff earnestly debate for five minutes where to seat you
Sir Woke XR Re… 01 Nov 23 18:44
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lulz

pure performance art

When has this ever happened IRL?

What is annoying, and surprisingly common, is when, in a virtually empty resto, they bunch all the tables together so you can hear each other's conversations, but without the general hubbub of other diners to drown it out. 

Wtf is that all about?