They don't make Bernard Matthews Turkey drumsticks anymore? This makes me very sad.

I tried to make some burgers with mince about to go out of date, also used an egg about to go out of date- I didn't have any baps and they didn't bind properly so ended up with a plate of very greasy mince - gross.

We've genuinely been eating so well, but I have had a couple of filthy toasties (brie ham and red onion chutney was a highlight)

ML- they might, they just don’t sell them in the middle class places I now shop. 
 

Guy, good work. 

You don't need to put egg in a burger 

beans and bread*

*couldn't be arsed to get the toaster out of the cupboard

Only on rof would a Brie, ham and red onion chutney count as a shit meal. 

spam fritters, beans and potato waffles.

It was ace. 

*applauds*

It's probably shit for my arteries 

tasted amazing 

Phoebe are you a weirdo or a Protestant?

though my diet is appalling anyway,

I had prawn cocktail crisp sandwiches as breakfast/lunch for five days in a row. It would have been longer but I ran out of bread, so then just had crisps for breakfast/lunch

I bought some Birds Eye potato waffles the other day and ate them with beans and I feel no shame about it because it was delicious. 

they are so waffley versatile 

Fish fingers, couscous and ketchup.

yeah linda, perhaps your right - whatever I did it was wrong.

Boiled a pan of those shell pastas 

Added a can of beans 

Grated cheddar on top 

It was like being a student all over again 

Hot dogs with salad. 

The day I discovered that you could put waffles in the toaster rather than waste all that time grilling them like a chump was so bittersweet 

Tell you what I'm fucking loving peanut butter banana and honey on bagels for breakfast. 

Gives me a right chubby 

They actually put Bernard Matthews into the last turkey drumsticks ever made as part his will, before torching the factory and converting the workers into the stuffing for the remaining turkey leg roasts (hand stuffed by the mourners). 

Southern breaded chicken (3 packs for £10 in Waitrose)  in a tortilla wrap with lettuce and bbq sauce

So nobody else has actually cocked anything up but take the question to mean the most plebeian meal they have had?   Heh! how very ROF.

That's what the thread is about Hank you tosspot 

Not a meal but made some green tomato chutney on Sunday that had way too much chilli in it so about 2kg is now in the compost as it’s inedible 

why not just buy some more tomatoes?

Tonight is spiced Moroccan tagine. 

we have been using Gousto for at least 4 meals a week.

Had to use Tesco click and collect (shudder) thankfully ocado is back baby

just now.  delayed lunch due to plumber.

Was making egg mayonnaise, but didn't quite boil the egg long enough, so it was a bit meh, even with loads of chives,

Mrs Sorry was trying to be frugal one lunchtime and mixed a can of tuna in with a can of beans and some mayonnaise.  We duly consulted, agreed it wasn’t WW2, chucked it away and promptly went to the shop for some more stuff.  Crisis avoided.

oh yes, at the beginning of this wretched episode, I got "lots of tins in" and it made me feel like Tuppence at the beginning of the Tommy and Tuppence series, where she live-in a room with a gas ring.

I am keeping stuff in the bath as cupboards full, I don't really eat stuff from tins, brought a load of tins only to discover I still don't really eat stuff from tins...

Guy do you live in a squat or something? 

Right at the beginning when I made a curry and had to buy galangal instead of ginger, it was horrible.

For Londoners out there may I recommend Upper Scales - a fish delivery company, based in Billingsgate and so long as you order by midnight they will deliver anywhere in Greater London next day. Delivery free if you spend £20, and you get loads for £20, better value than high street fishmonger and top quality v fresh.

No, I just have a lot of food, and a smallish kitchen.

how do you have a relaxing bath then?

I don't,  I hate baths.

glangalal is odd - I think you're meant to use it in clumps and fish it out before serving.  I grate a small amount in instead.

Properly fvcked up some falafels. Don’t even know how. They were just crumbly messes. 

have had a lot of 2min chicken Maggi noodles (my favourite dirty comfort food) when I cba 

I put olive oil in my pasta water. 

It was inedible. And I felt bad for days. 

It was in fact tasty and healthy but the carrot and cauliflower omelette will not be moving into my standard repertoire.

Think a bag of hula hoops is about as dirty as I’ve gone so far.

Ooh, you filthy oaf

Nev didn’t compost it and we tried it again tonight - less chutney, more relish and it’s actually v tasty :)

Hank you should move in with abbeywell, the sitcom practically writes itself 

A chicken and mush pot noodle accompanied by Lidl's offbrand version of a Rustlers BBQ rib sandwich

I ate heinz spaghetti worms and brown toast for lunch every day for about four weeks. That’s not a shit meal IMO though. That’s a good meal that foodies would sneer at - different..

Shatner that sounds incredible 

I did a Keralan prawn curry the other day.

Used dried curry leaves instead of fresh.

A complete fiasco.

A 9 hour smoked brisket, which apparently was "not as good as last time".

So I won't be getting out of bed again at 7 am to fire up the bbq any time soon, then. Ungrateful fuckers.