Non, je ne rillettes rien

So what’s your answer then?

Chop, chop!

I’m always bringing home the bacon.

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Only when on a losing streak 

You bunch of gammons.

A fortnight or so when I was in the Maldives.  Fresh fish more than made up for it, though I admit when I was back home I tucked into a pork chop with great relish.  

Shoulder to the rindstone.

Out of pork? Never. I've usually pulled.

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no such thing.  the "disgrace" was that the UK imports some cheese. 

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