A blowie from Linda Lusardi 

Only if Wang give me her mob no, and even then no

early 90s shout

But wouldn’t you rather Sarah Young?

heh Sarah Young blast from the past... alll over her perm. 

The warm glow of the love of my family and not having to work on Christmas Day like I did last year.

Sarah Young has received the warm glow of the love of many people’s families.

Mostly in her perm

I am sure this exactly the direction Dusty hoped this thread would go in. 

I’m making a list of weighty history and sport tones for ma famille

A dirty week3nd away from missus 

Heaphones from kids

Don't you have a dirty weekend away WITH the missus rather than away from them?

Or are you going away to w**k yourself into oblivion?

missing comma after “weekend” there, Bammo

Grammar schmammar 

on the 90s theme...I think one can still wish for Hayek

Or failing that - Eiza Gonzalez, por favor

- illustrated Harry Potter - yes

- electric toothbrush - yes

- classpass vouchers - maybe (will probably be cash to buy them myself as the internet will confuse them)

I have defo reached middle age.  All I need is socks, boxers and a new george 4man pointless grill for my cheese toasties

For Xmas and mah burfday I have asked:

- a rolex (no way, jose)

- a bobble hat (probably yes)

My husband has also kindly not asked what I want for mah burfday/Xmas as he's a jerk with presents and celebrating. I have his Xmas gift sorted. And Red's gift is sorted.

"My husband has also kindly not asked what I want for mah burfday/Xmas as he's a jerk with presents and celebrating"

tell him then. Or order them with his credit card 

That kinda doesn't feel right and/or defeats the purpose.

Isn’t the point of not being a jerk with presents to try come up with something all on your own?

Bonus points if the recipient actually likes your choice ofc. 

Although, asking/telling does have the very real advantage over guaranteed happiness :)

either way it’s win/win

Of. Not over. Apple you idiot. 

It doesn't really defeat the purpose if you actually get something you want. 
 

what's he going to do if you don't ask? Get you nothing?

iPhone 11 and yes, given I'm the one buying it for myself

wang - I've got a thing that does toasties but you change the plates and VOILA - Waffles! it's ace (there's also a pannini attachment but w'ever)

I have asked for pilates reformer classes (which I probably can't now use on account of severely knackered shoulder and ltd mobility)

renewal of Daunt books sub

Abbs I have told u b4 the Neville is antiquated tech.  It wastes a good 30% of a waburtons white toastie slice with its silly 1970s pinching.

Pointless foreman all the way

If I don't ask anything, he'll ask me 2 days in advance what I want without there being any time to actually get it or order it on time.

Functional use of my limbs.  I doubt I'll get it.

What has happened to your limbs, Orwell? Sorry if you have explained this previously and I have missed it.