I also didn't do that

how long is the “I’m buying a car” arc going to last I wonder

feels like years

Did they let you sit in the driver's seat and make a WhhhoooovWhooooov noise (which is the EV equivalent of bruummbrummm)

Ooh you shouldn't buy new! 

You should. 

Fixed a ding in my tailgate trim today. 
 

Trufact

Did you get a decent part exchange on the Astra?

Why would you waste a Tuesday at 3 dealerships?

Google the nearest Porsche one and get yourself down there 

What sort of noove drives a porker ffs

Porsche is a great marque. If you live in the 1980s. And buy used. And don't mind getting smoked by Chinese EV imports. 

I buy Porsches new because I grew up in the slums 

And I respect motoring 

An unconvincing variant Davis 

I see Davos driving a Ford Capri.