Laz I don't doubt that you did go from foreplay to climax with my girlfriend (in your mind) in the time it took me to type that. I typed that in probably about 20 seconds which I would have assumed was quick even for you.
But it's probably actually about right.
And Laz, my girlfriend is even hotter than the girl in your imagination.
why would I doubt it m88, although as a lawyer I have to pwn u by pointing out I never said the entire act was complete during your typing, only that during your typing, the fvcking (which had a total duration of 3h) continued unabated.
Oh. As far as your imaginary transphobic lady goes in my harem. She's got a body like a supercar model, a face like Gemma Chan and a cock like a prize race horse.
When she slaps your face with It it's like having a sandbag filled with warm water catapulted directly at the side of your head
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I’m quite famous, I’m sorta known
and if your son don’t, I bet your daughter knows
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Easy there uncle Fester x
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Does anyone live in the north Kent area who can pop round to laz’s place?
I think he may be in the process of having some sort of stroke
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heh tbf
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btw I assume when Toni’s raps “say hello to Uncle Feater” I assume he’s talking about introducing a young lady to his c0ck
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Imagine how many years of therapy you would need after walking in to the aftermath of Laz having 'had a stroke'.
It would be like some ghoulish prankster had impaled a frozen sausage halfway into beached whale...
There would, however, be immense pathos in video recording the frozen sausage slowly warming and wilting in the evening sun.
I sense mine fickle muse returning.
A limerick!
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love u like a brutha Muggo, but just FYI i was fvcking your girlfriend while u were typing that
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Would you really want to walk in on him while he's having a w*nk?
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later than a paul scholes tackle sun
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Like being fallen on by a wardrobe with the key still in the lock
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Hey Laz, are you still out in Thorens perving at the 20-something girls...?
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Funny you should mention this m88, I was just hanging this 26yo over the side of the hot tub…
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Laz I don't doubt that you did go from foreplay to climax with my girlfriend (in your mind) in the time it took me to type that. I typed that in probably about 20 seconds which I would have assumed was quick even for you.
But it's probably actually about right.
And Laz, my girlfriend is even hotter than the girl in your imagination.
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why would I doubt it m88, although as a lawyer I have to pwn u by pointing out I never said the entire act was complete during your typing, only that during your typing, the fvcking (which had a total duration of 3h) continued unabated.
How big is your other girlfriend’s c0ckV
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Oh. As far as your imaginary transphobic lady goes in my harem. She's got a body like a supercar model, a face like Gemma Chan and a cock like a prize race horse.
When she slaps your face with It it's like having a sandbag filled with warm water catapulted directly at the side of your head
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“a face like Gemma Chan and a cock like a prize race horse”
Heh! That sounds fvcking hot tbf
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