Totally fooking unacceptable.
This morning some fella got on and fell asleep. Snoring and farting all the way. Snore snore, SNUHHH! I'm awake!!! now I'm falling asleep again Snore snore. And leaning on me. I shoved him over at one point and he woke for about a nanonsecond. Then he let Silent But Deadly eggy guffs off every 10 mins in a packed and delayed train. He had breath that was competing with his anus for bragging rights over how many cubic metres of air he could defile in 50 minutes.
It is NOT OK to fart on a train ok? And take a mint or some chewing gum or why not brush your fooking teeth?
I long for the days of slam door trains which had that little window you could open (and put your head through or not, as per 1m 9 seconds here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQslnmcHOeM).
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I think there are two separate issues here. One is snoring, which is excusable. The other is flatulence, which is most definitely not.
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three actually.
snoring
farting
personal hygiene including but not limited to breath management and B.O.
Some people should not be allowed out in public
Snoring is not ok
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If the train was the Thameslink I might know that guy
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I love letting rip just as I'm getting off the train and leaving the people on board to suffer.
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Why??!
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and while I am posting Young Ones clips to illustrate my views here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhxkY9adDCg
3:16 et seq
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that's what it was like on board
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ugh and the nose pickers too
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eating junk food on trains can be quite bad too. invariably leaving all the debris/litter on the chair/floor/table
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Junk food is such a spazzy term but also I would take all the burritos in the world over the guy who once spent an entire train journey peeling and eating a bag of boiled eggs.
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Heh. Did he look like Keith from The Office?
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For me grade A halitosis is the worst. I just don't know how people can go about with that coming out of their own face, or how anybody lives with them.
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Queenie - yes, he did. very much.
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the halitosis and snoring thing quite often goes together. Lean back, leave stinking mouth wide open like a sewer and snore your fetid breath out for everyone to enjoy.
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without wishing to go all Lydia, he was fat, right?
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Carry around a clothes peg (with a strong spring) to clip onto offenders' tongues. That should stop it quick smart.
Can I add drunken garrulousness to the list of unacceptable behaviour? fooking infuriating.
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You just did go all Lydia, heff.
In fact, I wonder if you two are brother and sister. you and your cycling fascism, her with her, um, fascism. You both with your fascination with law reports.
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My q was at Clergs' boiled egg eater
so heh, maybe it is the same guy
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