Totthehnam Lolspurs

It’s true what the arsenal fans are singing, you will always be shit.

I've never claimed we are a big club. We are just managed well. Unlike the shitshow that you support. No need to be bitter because your 2 mins of fame is over 

Newcastle fans all get absolutely furious about Spurs for no apparent reason, it's really weird. 

errr what?

Don't get me wrong, we enjoy laughing at spurs being spurs as much as the next fan but I don't think any newcastle fans give a flying fook about a middling side from london.

No need to be bitter because your 2 mins of fame is over 

Pretty funny given than spurs have been mediocre for the majority of my life and are now having 2 minutes of fame. At least when newcastle were good we actually beat decent teams like barcelona and juventus in europe instead of losing to them in increasingly hilarious fashion