Tottenham Lolspurs

"Lads, its Tottenham"

Poor buggers, they couldn't score in a brothel with £50 notes tied to their peckers today.  It happens but they were much the better team tbf.  Not a spursy performance at all, just painfully unlucky.

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Didn't have our shooting boots on and a worldie performance from De Gea.  On another day we would have slaughtered them. I'm more concerned about the injury to Kane