Hey clergs.  I just changed my bed stuff and put a wash on.  Rock and indeed roll.  I have a box of Ferraro rocher thingies including 3 white ones which are coconut and thus I love.  I may eat them.

I am knackered and have an early start tomorrow to try to catch some ducks, so I am going to bed soon.

Rock and roll indeed m3s, rock and roll ... 

What will you do with the ducks?! Cuddle them I assume.

Film them gang raping one another.

ring them, take some biometrics and let them go again 

Not tempted to keep one for Christmas lunch?

Nom nom nom

i’d probably be arrested if i tried to smuggle a duck into the motherland 

Cool euphemism

Imagine having a federal conviction for duck smuggling 

First degree canard

Heh

I just got out of the office. Am having a glass of wine (first alcohol i’ve had for the week!)

in case anyone was wondering we didn’t get any ducks but did catch a few Moorhen, and I was not tempted to keep one to eat