There's a job doing the rounds on LI currently

"Head of" Legal...although only you

company is "family business from farming roots"

must be in the office 5 days a week...in Blackpool..."we are not able to consider WFH"

candidates must have "working knowledge of MS Office"

perks..."in house chef (canteen) - who cooks fish & chip Friday" - and "break out spaces"

crap salary

can't think why they've been advertising for 3+ months...like seriously?!

**runs off to work on my MS Office skills**

the makes me think of that fake restaurant the shed which was top-ranked by trip advisor.

“We are not able to consider work from home”

tbh - unless the head of legal has to muck in with mucking out - this statement is a big fat lie.

Looking at the rest of the ad I wouldn't rule that out.

There was also "advise the Chairman" ... when he dips his 20 year old Jag in the hedgerow after a few too many at the golf club no doubt

I can imagine the interview....so about MS Office....can you use Word....yes, I can even track changes and add a watermark if needed....wait, that's a thing?!

“family business” would be a giant red flag for me tbf

If I were in or near Blackpool, I'd consider this. What's the sazza?

I’d have to be paid a significant amount of danger money to work in Blackpool five days a week.

Found it.

Salary is £80k+ and it's Head of Legal of a group of companies comprising an animal nutraceutical company, an agricultural unit, and a Football Club. It also says Remote and Hybrid options available.

so not just Farmer Giles & Sons after all then

This sounds like a consiglieri role. The last head of legal is swimming with the fishes.

Is this company anything to do with convicted rapist Karl Oyston? The 'Tangerine' reference...

I just checked to see it was, but I think Blackpool FC have new owners and there is no Oysten on the board of any of the companies (owned by an IoM topco)