- OMG I am getting old and haven't made enough money not angst about gidges, school fees and keeping up appearances.
- A "friend" is a multimillionaire self made entrepreneur. No I'm not sure he remembers me.
- I resent anyone who has done better than me, especially anyone who started out in law.
- My working class roots and now an impediment to my life chances because people notice my unmanageable anger.
- We bought a wreck and did it up because that's all we could afford. We spend our time saying what a great idea it was. We are not convinced.
- I hate anyone who takes a risk which works out because I never did.
- I'm actually pretty average but because I am trapped in a grinding London job I like to think this proves I'm an over achiever. I certainly tell people that.
- Expats are annoying. How come they get laid/paid so much?
Discussion
Themes you detect in RoF threads these days
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Bullet points…
Have you met numbers? They’re really useful. Give them a go. Let us know how you get on.
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I defo recognise the first part of the final bullet. The rest must have been imagined by the OP.
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But just what is a woman these days?
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A few to add
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Heh. He's still sore as hell about his 6:30 fantasy erg 2k time being called out.
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Buzz, don't be Jel of his world class rowing abilities
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It's all the fault of the tozzas
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Luckily I know a few self-made millionaires who definitely remember me and one is hopefully on their way to also making me millions.
I am also very happily an under achiever compared to may of my peers.
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* rof is so shoite these days that even the trollz get sympathy not h8
*hugz m5
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Definitely some grains of truth in the OP. The fourth bullet point basically summarises Davos’s posting history over the last three years.
Or at least 50% of Davos’s posts when he’s in the “poor me I’m working class” mode. The other 50% of the time he is in the “look at me I’m definitely loaded” mode.
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Lithe is a horrific word now...wow who knew
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I like this new reductionist Hugey who, rather than. trying to provoke envious pique by pretending to massive accomplishment, just tells people they should be ashamed nvious and piqued. And when that doesn’t work just tells them they are envious and piqued.
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To make it worse the erg scores are real. They're all online if you know where to look.
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Is it a Mike Post theme?
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I call it meta-unk
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Guess unk went electric.
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I’m interested in the ridicule of this claim.
I’ve just googled “2021 2000m RowErg Rankings” and a 6:30 result puts one somewhere in the 350s.
That’s hardly top 10 in the world.
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Taxi...!
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V good. One of his best. There’s a new docu out about Andy Kaufman fyi
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In proper competition, erg properly set up and verified rather than "honest gov, I pulled this"
https://worldrowing.com/event/2023-world-rowing-indoor-championships
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Oh dear. My erg scores turned out real after all.
LOL
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Who knew we had a uk #1 standard rower on rof? And that it would turn out to be this guy?
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Good to see Barry still obsessed with me
Guess I've pwned him so much I have inprinted on his brain
So HG is the 7.5th best rower in the world
Amazing stuff. Real kudos to you
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7.5th best lightweight TBF. fook knows how anyone over 5'8" can hit the lightweight weight limit tbh. I doubt even Jayerz would make it.
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I find this thread confusing.
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HG outing himself as Sebastian Kleinsorgen
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Actually if you look at what poor little hyoobert claimed it was that he was doing 6 minutes 30 ‘back in the day’.
Let’s assume he means when he was in his late 20s.
A quick check of the winner of the 1993 lightweight men’s 2000m seems to give a time of 7 minutes 5 seconds. So in fact our very own desert incel was best in the world by an unimaginable margin, but somehow neglected to enter the competition.
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Lightweight is 75kg. I am six one. Any footballer can achieve that. My BMI is smack down the middle.
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Now isn’t that funny?
I distinctly recall you being 5 foot 9 when it suited you for some other purpose to be 60 something kilos.
Which also happened to be bang in the middle for BMI.
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Fair point, I was thinking about the lightweight limit for actual rowing.
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i love that unk always pretends 2 4get that he circul7d topless photos of himself, and a thorough poll confirmed they didn’t make bank* 4 ne fer, let alone fette
it was not the bod of a rower
*of the vvank variety
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It's really sad when the Hugh jibes get too close to the bone. Is that when "Barry" steps in?
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the real question is why would it be so preposterous to believe unk is the 8th best indoor rower in the world?
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Because he's:
Over 50
Over weight
Drinks too much
Drives imaginary EVs too much
And we'd hear about a desert based paralegal absolutely smashing the world of rowing on legal bases gossip websites like ROF and legal cheek (I haven't checked but don't recall any such articles)
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Because he's full of more bollocks than a dog doctor's dustbin?
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Tbf Rof and Legal Week didn't exist "back in the day" when a now 50 something would have been in his physical prime. 1990s models Concept 2s were pretty different from their modern equivalents too.
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