Tell me you’re only pretending to be an adult without telling me you’re only pretending to be an adult….

1. I may have a banana Nesquik addiction

2. I don’t usually eat cereal but when I do it’s Curiously Cinnamon 

3. I only read the colour supplements

4. My favourite notebook is covered in faux fur and is pretending to be a cartoon narwhal. I’m not even kidding. 

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I purposely go to the crappest corner shops locally because they have the best selection of E number filled chewy sweets that mainstream shops have stopped selling.  

I call the tube lines by their colours 

I still enjoy hotel toiletries and stealing things like pens

 

Ditto to:

- colour supplements

- three drains (loved it when I discovered my junior in last trial was a 3 drain avoider too. We super bonded for life then)

- notebooks. My current is faux fur unicorn with pocket unicorn in the front. 
 

I only eat frazzles or monster munch crisps and I have far too many clothes with glitter or sequins on. 

I have Cath Kidston notebooks with flowers and birds and frogs.

My work tea mug has otters and the text "otterly amazing" on it. 

I read Red's Donald Duck magazine.

 

I went for the evening jog and even after 1.5 hours since return I have not taken a shower. Thinking of skipping it.

i may have last week gone for a McDonalds box of 20 nuggets at 1am cos I was hungry 4 hours after dinner. 

I still watch Tintin ...more often that I should. 

A fresh hot slice of sponge vanila cake is the best. 
 

 

Judo I think we have identified what is holding you back with the billionaires. 

Re the OP: does having impostor syndrome every time you are asked to do something grownup count?

I am unable to pass a pic’n’mix without either buying some or quickly mentally calculating what my ideal mix would be from the selection on offer.

When I am losing or bored with an argument I mimic what the other person is saying in a silly voice. I do not even care what a twot I am being because I am having so much fun amusing myself.

I cannot walk past a zip line without an unbelievable urge to have a go (and I usually do). 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cannot walk past a zip line without an unbelievable urge to have a go (and I usually do). 

How often do you walk past a zip line? Can't say that this is a remotely frequent occurrence in my life. 

I have lots of toy soldiers and like to play with them and imagine being a general

I still like playing in playgrounds and can't drive past one without imagining playing on it.  There's an absolutely ace looking one in Barnard Park in Barnsbury/Islington that I so want a go on, all towers and walkways and slides. Now my children are grown up am eagerly awaiting grandchildren so i cman use them as an excuse. 

Wot Asimov said except I want to play Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XV, SubNautica, and/ or Elite Dangerous.

I was on a plane with Cat Deeley once. True story. She spent the entire flight back (from the Seychelles, I think it was) snogging some bloke. 

 

This thread triggered some past habits and one which I tried a short while ago. 

Dunking biccies in hot tea and nibbling on it while the tea goes cold. Oh yeah :) 

Yes I have crumbs on the table. 

Nothing pretend about my Lego creations. They say its a kids toy, not really.

I used to buy kits for my kids and get a telling off. 'Mum, Dad says I'm doing it wrong, but I'm only following the instructions'.

'Don't worry about your Father dear, he's just being creative'.

Won me a couple of build awards.

Don't always follow instructions to the letter if you can see a better way.

I sometimes play the floor is lava with the bit of landing between the stairs to my bedroom and the bathroom. There is a real sense of achievement in being able to leap a meter without shattering a hip.