I'm gonna have to stay up to see her lose her seat just so there's one bright spot this evening.

What are the Tory party now?

It's not what it was. I'm not sure anything is even close to the Tories you lot started with. It's a fooking monster now. You fed it, you own it. 

They do own it jelly. They're very comfortable with it. 

They're rejoicing in a victory they don't understand. 

Of course Jellymonster.  It’s them not understanding things as well as you again.

Unlucky

swinson is going to lose her seat.

proper burial

No fooker understands where this is going. But I'm going to bed. 

What Alan said .