Well better than snacking on a bag of crisps and a can of coke to be fair. 

could be anywhere

I'm in surrey.  Have just fed daughter a subway.

child abuse!

That's more like it. 

Did it have olives, Wang?

It’s the pits

Looking at a small child and asking if it's hummus or baba ganouche (not sure how to spell it) down their top.

No olives!  She thankfully takes the wang poi t of view and eschews the tiny disgusting devil's testes.

For dinner, for full disclosure, she has asked for smoked salmon blinis