Remind us who you are?

Izzy wizzy, let’s get bizzy 

Biz wiv jizz

Opened the door expecting Amazon and it was some stunningly lithe Asian from the mall. Asked if she could hang out while awaiting her taxi. Hang out, I said?

Ordering women off the internet is not something to be boasted about recruiter lad

Surely there are only so many dvda of the crying game left to send you?

Luved your cameo in that sun. That's the right word for a small part isn't it?

Really hyoobert - do you think that anyone is impressed by this stuff that you make up?

I know that you are bored and all alone, but you are also nearly 60. Get a grip.

"Young at heart"

“decent cute guy, young at heart” ?

Thought you were working smarter not harder these days boss man

He’s certainly not working smarter at his sub-razzle c.1988 readers letters fiction, that’s for sure.

does ne1 actually enjoy these hyoo bukkake sessions? (other than hyoo)

we r on c. episode #7,492 and it’s painful 2 witness. some1 get that man a box of tissues

I think that it is a bit like the man deliberately pissing himself - it is humiliating and it needs clearing up, but at least he feels a moment of warmth

Yeah these threads devalue what is otherwise a high quality message board.

Per Astra ad Ardua