I am on a train from the north to London. There is a group of six men (late 40s early 50s) on the tables around me. They are having a train picnic, bottles of red wine, two types of chutney, four different cheeses, pork pies etc.
They invited me to join in with them, I said no thank you as I need to do work emails and do not like red wine.
2022 Pheebs would have been necking disgusting wine and have offered to have w**ked one in the loo by the time we reached Watford.
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what explains this change in demeanour? I hope we get the old pheebs back in time for xmas drinks haha
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"am on...."
so, train's not over yet
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What Sumoking said.
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Ask the lads who wants a pork pie on the end of their cock
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Yup still time to finish your e-mails produce your own six pack of IPA and then continue vvanking offer.
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I’ve noticed this place slowly drifting into middle age
When clergs (I think) posted something about having a pain in her lower back it was hours before someone offered to spray healing cream all over the affected area (or whatever)
In the meantime there were lots of helpful tips about posture and back exercises
It’s like an ITV3 ad break on here now
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Et tu Phoebe? Through whom shall us sad old fvckers live vicariously now?
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If I've got this right, you skipped the wine and went straight to the hand job, yeah?
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Sediment forming, the development of tertiary characteristics and the fruit fading. You were talking about the wine maturing weren't you?
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Shite, I now have The twelve days of Rugby playing on my IIP
Ask them if they know any songs?
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Whilst at uni the OPs scenario happened to me on a train. Must be something about the rocking motion of trains?
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Being told "no thank you as I need to do work emails and do not like red wine"?
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2023 me would be as happy eating a picnic as being the lucky w**kee.
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Paying for the M6 toll
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I wouldn’t mind a handjob in the bogs of a pendolino, come to mention it.
Any ‘fettes up for it, see u at Euston
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This puts me of interrailing. Summer of 1997. We had spent the day in munich at the fest. Got on the train to paris late at night. My pals all passed out and I carried on drinking with some german girls who had brought train booze with them. The key girl was, ironically as it turned out, called dyka
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And did she wang you off in the khazi?
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I rather thought that was best left implied than stated. But yes, a 120kph nosh
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“I rather thought that was best left implied”
Heh, welcome to ROF
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Thank you but I do not like red wine, can we skip straight to the gentleman's relish
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I might start taking the train.
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Buzz, anything to make some money and keep the acidic taste out of my mouth
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I sent a photo of the train picnic to beau. He seems to think one of the picnic providers was a professional footballer pre y2k
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I met George Best on a train from Manc to London once; he was drinking white wine.
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2022 Pheebs would have been necking disgusting wine and have offered to have w**ked one in the loo by the time we reached Watford.
Pheebs, are you sure that the 'maturing' process had not started long before 2022? Surely the even younger Pheebs, would not have limited that offer to just one of them......
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Pheebs, I assume that as well as giving cheeky shermans and performing Horatio on a fellow rail user you've also joined the yard high club?
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Wang - im not very subtle.
Congrats on the train nosh.
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