The sick man of Europe

Did anyone genuinely believe in 2010 that 13 years of Tozza rule would lead us back here again?   I did not vote Tory and never would but even I am surprised at this fairly spectacular achievement: Strikes, food rationing, plummeting standards of living, labour shortages, spiralling inflation, collapsing public services, uncontrolled illegal immigration.     Impressive stuff.  Its almost as if they were trying.

BACK IN 2010 I COULD NOT HAVE IMAGINED  THAT THE CONSERVATIVES WOULD BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE SO MUCH IN 13 YEARS…

AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY’RE ABLE TO ACHIEVE IN THE NEXT 13!!

austerity that fooked public services and slowed our recovery

OH HERE WE GO: AND I SUPPOSE YOU WOULD RATHER THAT THE CONSERVATIVES HAD TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF RECORD LOW BORROWING RATES AND INVESTED AT A TIME WHEN THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN LITTLE RISK OF CROWDING OUT PRIVATE INVESTMENT WOULD YOU?!?

WELL THANK GOD THEY DIDN’T AS I UNDERSTAND EVERYONE NOW ADMITS THAT AUSTERITY WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA WHICH SERVED THIS COUNTRY WELL AND HAS HAD LONG-LASTING EFFECTS!!

Yes, dettol, and the UK was the only country affected by that!

Russia's economy will perform better than the UK's this year and it's in the middle of a war.  

Why are people still tarring the 2010 Liberal/Conservative administration with this same brush? Literally none of adverse things listed above existed in 2015. 

Why, what happened after 2015 that was so catastrophic?

Oracle, every stated labour policy during the lockdown would have made it worse. They wanted longer lockdowns and more money paid out. But yes; the tories are to blame tooo

i don’t care about hypothetical labour khunts doing hypothetical wot ifs

the fact is the tozzas r entirely responsible and neither u nor i can determine wot ne other party would have done in powe - we only judge by wot actually happened.

and wot actually happened is the most corrupt, self-interested, hypocritical bunch of incompetents fooked up our country well b4, starting well b4 covid and continuing throughout it, and u kno it. fact.

doesn’t matter how many times u try 2 hypothesise about wot a theoretically worse bunch of muppets might have done, the only conceivable scenario is that the tozzas have dunnit

er u don’t

the fact is no1 could possibly, conceivably, practically, physically, philosophically or in ne other way b worse than the tozzas

they’v taken a bad situation and fooked it up, hard. then they’v taken the fooked up situation, they’v ransacked it, and they’v guaranteed the worst outcome.

they r totally corrupt as well as actively incompetent.

literally nething would b better than them.

even corbyn

Oracle, every stated labour policy during the lockdown would have made it worse. They wanted longer lockdowns and more money paid out. But yes; the tories are to blame tooo

Lies expressed with fervour and typos are still lies. Risky you're a fanatic. Nobody cares what you say dear. Just shhh. 

They called for quicker and therefore shorter lockdowns HTH now fvck off

YOU REALLY THINK THAT LOCKING DOWN EARLIER WHEN COVID HADN’T SPREAD SO WIDELY WOULD HAVE MEANT THE LOCKDOWNS COULD HAVE BEEN SHORTER?!?

THAT’S CRAZY TALK: BORIS JOHNSON WAS PERFECT AND WAS ENTIRELY RIGHT TO DELAY!!

Ermmm...

VIP Lane

THANKS TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY’S VIP LANE FOR TORY DONORS, FRIENDS AND PEERS, THE RIGHT SORT OF PEOPLE WERE GIVEN BILLIONS OF POUNDS OF TAXPAYERS MONEY!!

WOULD YOU RATHER YOUR MONEY HAD GONE TO THE WRONG SORT OF PEOPLE?!?

Lockdowns happened across Europe, in most countries they happened earlier (as Labour were calling for) and lifted far earlier.    You can argue lockdowns were overkill, maybe you are right, but given the prevailing wisdom at the time was they were necessary the evidence was clear that by going early they did not need to last as long.    Going late is why UK suffered the double whammy of a relatively high casualty rate AND a high economic hit.  This is a direct result of Boris dithering.

Going late is why UK suffered the double whammy of a relatively high casualty rate AND a high economic hit.  This is a direct result of Boris dithering.

NO! BORIS WAS NOT DITHERING HE WAS DECISIVELY THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO DO FOR LONGER!!

Money "spaffed" has no impact on GDP, where we are massively lagging behind all other G7 economies still. The reason for this is COVID was a convenient 2 year smokescreen for the damage Brexit was causing on top of Osborne's idiotic public disinvestment. 

COVID corruption and fraud is nowhere near the damage done by disinvesting in education and the economy generally since 2010. The cost of it could have been covered by cancelling the triple lock. Indeed, most of the shortfalls people are whining about could be covered by removing the primary residence exemption, removing higher rate pension relief and forcing people with assets to pay (or fund a fully funded insurance scheme) for elderly care. I wonder why these are not employed?

So you are saying that Labour also would have paid out billions to their mates for substandard PPE and created loan schemes without adequate checks?  You have no clue if that it is true.

The only thing we know Labour would have done differently is enter lockdowns sooner, which international comparisons clearly showed meant they could be shorter.

PPE payments were a scandal as were the business loans made without adequate checks to 1000s of shell companies

THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY ARE CAREFUL STEWARDS OF THIS GREAT NATION’S FINANCES AND THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE VIP LANE OR ANY OF THEIR SCHEMES

AND IN ANY CASE THERE’S NO POINT CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK!

The ppe corruption is disgusting but labour we’re clear they would have had longer and more expensive furlough and other payments which dwarfed any ppe spending. 

Where we go royalty, is that you guys continue to suffer a f’ed economy for the next couple of years, worsening over the next five to ten years of a starmer govt. 

Royalty, are you trying to deny that labour called for longer and harsher lockdowns and more furlough payments?

keir starmer wanted to cancel christmas!!!

whereas under boris’ plan we all got to…. wait hang on….

Risky, you utter moron, they would have had earlier and shorter lockdowns requring less furlough overall. You can't use their reaction to the tozza cockups as evidence for what would have happened if they had managed the pandemic themselves. 

You fool. So wrong.

they would have had earlier and shorter lockdowns

AGAIN WITH THIS CRAZY NOTION THAT LOCKING DOWN EARLIER BEFORE COVID HAS HAD AS MUCH TIME TO SPREAD EXPONENTIALLY MEANS THE LOCK DOWN CAN BE SHORTER AS YOU ARE DEALING WITH FAR LESS CASES!!

Risky, please don't delude yourself that anyone cares much if you have any specific configuration of real or imaginary relatives. I hope this doesn't cause any issues with your main character syndrome. 

It is just fun to take the piss when you lose track of your lies.

"...the upward revision could now mean that the UK economy is performing much better than Germany and is only just behind France and Italy when the ONS releases its latest figures."

I'm sure the usual suspects will happily admit their error in attributing the UK's "worse recovery from Covid" to Brexit.

The Labour Party were also banging the ‘worst economy in G7’ drum, just as they were with ‘most deaths from covid in the world’ before that also got discredited. Way of the political world, unfortunately.

When I am world dictator, I am banning economists, along with the astrologers, spiritualists, Take That, and homeopaths.  A useless burden on the earth's resources.

Peston loved the ‘worst in the G7 because of Brexit’ narrative. Must be very upsetting for him to let it go. Of course, if any pro Brexit journo queried post Brexit ONS figures for being too negative, they’d get hammered.

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When I am world dictator, I am banning economists, along with the astrologers, spiritualists, Take That, and homeopaths.  A useless burden on the earth's resources.

if we r in the business of throwing out unscientific fantasist, gr7 - so add brexters, tozzas, rightwhinging lunatics and the gammony cabal of rof

Threads like this illustrate why you lot are grinding your way to old age. Life for you is an encyclopedia of complaints rather than a daily opportunity to trade towards something better. The stench of plodderdom is almost overwhelming. I’m off to a lithe show.

so add brexters, tozzas, rightwhinging lunatics and the gammony cabal of rof

Why would brexters be necessary in a Sceptatorship?  Wouldn't be a need for the EU either.  Would all be at my command.  Muahahahaha.