GILF

Bean Connery

Mean Connery

Get yourself a Dick Shonnery. 

Pierce bro's nan

(I'm taking liberties with the instruction)

Stan Connery

Bob Holiness

Can I have a See please Bob. 

David Nivea

Timothy Malton.

T’name’s Bond. 

Dougal Craig

Timothy Doltan

With some license on the OP:

“The Guy who loved Me”

you have broken two rules the Iam, not acceptable.

"Licence to Rim"?

Broke Bond

Okay I’ll play fair:

“Fierce Brosnan”

Barclays Plc 5.2 per aunt 05/12/2026

Lasildon

Bonded whorehouse

4.25% gits due 2027

James Bone

James Bono

James Bong

James Bonk

James Bonn

Name's Bond

Fames Bond

Lames Bond

Sames Bond

Tames Bond

Toger Moore (pronounced Todger)

Doger Moore (dodger)

Loger (lodger)

 Wodger Moore

Dean Connery

Lean Connery

Seal Connery

Seat Connery

Roger Moose

Rimothy Dalton

Sean Lollery

George Lolzenby

Lolger Moore

Timothy Lolton

Pierce Lolsnan

Danlol Craig

sven has broken the rules.  lol him

Guilts

Or if we can do villains: Paws

for reference, Profanisaurus has:

Moonraker as: 1. n. One who is prone to scratch their ringpiece. 2. n. Space-based James Bond film in which, for the purposes of a particularly off-colour Christmas afternoon, a weightless Roger Moore apparently attempting to thumb in a slacky after already losing his mess up a scientist named to imply she enjoys puffing on a Whitehouse cigar; and

Blofeld as: n. a biddy fiddler, mothball diver, tomb raider, OAP-dophile  or granny magent. named after the erstwhile James Bond villain in honour of his habit of "stroking a white pussy".