RoF parents of large children

Stop feeding them. 

Went to the swimming pool with my 6 y/o on Sunday.  They have one of those huge inflatable assault course things, which is ace.  Apart from the vast 12/3 year olds who were immensely obese.  The full works: chins, handles, wings, massive guts  and huge pendulous boy-boobs.  One or two of them must have been 16 stone or more.  HTF can you let a child get that fat without being sent to prison?  It must cost you a fortune in dominoes.

HTF can you let a child get that fat without being sent to prison?

 

In just the same way that you are able to go to the swimming pool with your imaginary child & stare at "pendulous boy-boobs" 

As long as nobody is watching/reports you then you can get clean away.