What happened?  It’s thursday, surely a couple of parishioners in these parts would be around to provide a shoulder?

As both options involve drink aren't you quite likely to end up crying in the pub?

I'd go home 

unless this is a not very thinly veiled will someone come to the pub with me thread, which now I think about it ofc it is 

Just lonely, but I don't want a shoulder to cry on

Imagine an imaginary friend. That's where most lawyers end up.  

Bully a friend into taking you out for dinner or something, even just a pizza or cheapo burger.  

No Linda...not sure I could handle more Brexit talk.

this sounds like a perfect time to go on your date with Sails

I'd go home rather than to the pub on my tod if I was feeling lonely.  Buy something nice for dinner on the way home, call someone and/or watch a movie.  Heating on.  Glass of wine or 2, early night. 

if you are in Newcastle I can offer dinner plans; if not I vote for home 

Alcohol will make you feel sadder.

Could just go somewhere and pick up a bit of strange ofc.  

go for a lovely run and then a sauna

I'd get drunk and have an adventure.

Home it is

Judy...I would if it wasn't a Thursday

Thursday is the new Friday

Where you based Littlers?

just buy some nurofen plus and take it just before sleep.

just buy some nurofen plus and take it just before sleep.

Littlers is top bants, would totally be up for drunken adventure if I were anywhere near.

London, Bern 

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Bernstein04 Apr 19 17:02

Where you based Littlers?"

What kimmy said

loneliness isn’t nice but try to console yourself with the proven fact that 97% of couples are fooking miserable*.

*Lydia-type stat.

What did you go for in the end littlers?

Miserable has great stamina if she’s getting fooked by 97% of couples

Week pun of the week award.