This was not the time for this question was it

Never mind 

Paging dux to the thread urgently.

Seeing as I like you clergs, here:

https://www.johnlewis.com/ted-baker-arria-dress-charcoal/p4249106?size=xl&sku=238222033&s_ppc=2dx-KELKOO-FASHION92700045364870833&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclsrc=aw.ds&gclid=CjwKCAiA58fvBRAzEiwAQW-hzdQj5A18PtpN7ruPLEJM0V8RpJu99SGCxxB_5Sg-aWFFdMBppA1LpRoC4-cQAvD_BwE

He has good taste in many things but I'm not sure this is his lane

Only available in extra large, teclis, how rude

Haha oh didn’t notice availability, I’ll try again.

https://www.massimodutti.com/gb/women/collection/dresses-%26-jumpsuits/black-dress-with-gold-buttons-c1864007p8814873.html?colorId=800&categoryId=1864007

That is REALLY good, Tuscan, it is like from my mind's eye.

There, done:

https://www.reiss.com/p/knitted-midi-bodycon-dress-womens-juno-in-grey/?category_id=1121&gaEeList=W%20-%20Dresses

Get the one that Tuscan suggested. Also, buy lush knee high boots to go with. That is SO fit. Wear it, Clergs. WEAR IT.

if you want something slightly more versatile, i have this which is ace

https://www.massimodutti.com/gb/women/collection/skirts/black-wool-flannel-skirt-with-buckles-c675013p8711638.html?colorId=800&categoryId=675013

Also love that, although find blouses tend not to obey me very well so all in one can be helpful.

Chz!