In an absolute non shock things did not pan out with the porn addict so am back dating around London.
Tomorrows date is with a 43 year chap from Paris who now lives in Hoxton. He has been put in charge of selecting the pub and is being indecisive.
he is really really good looking (by phoebe standards) and has a lovely big nose
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I hope he is good at french kissing!
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Is the nose thing a euphemism?
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Is a liking to use the bumbum a Phoebe prerequisite?
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Since when did calling someone a frog aunt become fine?
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I believe it's acceptable when they stand you up.
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It's lovely out!
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I think technically he’s a frog cloaca.
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https://youtu.be/CaNeh5UXDEU
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Date has been rearranged for tomorrow night
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Phoebs when are you coming to toon drinx?
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A 43 yr old who chooses to live in Hoxton.
Alarm bells are ringing
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Merkz, I can’t do toon drinks tomorrow night soz
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Though I have actually been looking at a job in Newcastle over the weekend
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Amazingly, um, what wellers said.
This is a massively shit idea, which I suppose means that you will end up marrying him or something.
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43 haha you better take some tactical Viagra with you incase it goes well
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Feebs I think you would quite enjoy Newcastle. I spent a few good years there.
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yeah Newcastle is a great city if you have a fondness of dying from aids
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Not only was he a French brexiteer, but he kept chatting about how much woman in their thirties should look after themselves else they age poorly, whilst looking my body up and down.
i had three pints but more because I needed them
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Lol @ middle aged men telling women a decade younger they age poorly. Negging is so 2014
I hope you didn't fook him anyway.
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He also drank dry white wine whilst I had some lovely ales
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Sounds like a connard
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Did he put out?
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...had he aged poorly?
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He sounds like a complete douche. Where do you find these losers (oh yeah, on the internet I remember now).
Please tell us you didn't shag him?
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Tabernac!
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There really are some most peculiar people out there.
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Fear not Catters I didn’t shag him, I am saving myself for you at ROF Xmas drinks.
Oh another stupid thing about him is that he doesn’t take public transport
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Oddball by the sounds of it.
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you should've shagged him and then told him it wasn't going to work out because you thought he smelled bad in bed, that would scar him for the rest of his life, would be hilarious
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Would have been a crap shag though.
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but the lasting psychological effects on the man would be worth it, for added effect she could stop half way through to call it off
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surely nobody focuses that much on other peoples opinions
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your dating filter seems a little skewed Phoebs given recent experiences
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Phoebs - we should go on a date. Just to break the discussion board if nothing else.
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LA, where will we go for our first date?
It can't have any sex workers or cocaine
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I like the way Phoebe optimistically refers to a first date implying that there will be others ...
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she probably lost him at no cocaine or sex workers
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Maccers then spoons?
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JC, I see you must be long out of the dating scene.
It is always spoons first then maccys
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email me at [email protected] and I will suggest a venue.
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I used to take my dates for a walk along a country river
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lmao no way did he create an email for this
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Or spoons then maccers then spoons again?
Class
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I already had that email account.
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I know a spoons with a disabled loo hidden round a convenient corner.
Just sayin like.
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I 100% support an LA/Phoebs date, ideally to be live roffed. Too long since we had leg hooking etc.
im serious Phoebs. Itll Be a story to tell and beats sitting at home on a cold Tuesday night.
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I refer to my 10.46 post
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Don't most roffers of old have a rof related nonny email account...
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I am free on Tuesday as it happens. Come on Phoebs. You are not going to meet me at rof drinks.
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It's really not in the spirit of things to conduct this via nonny mail, LA. This needs to be in the open on the board.
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Agreed.
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I'd rather not have an audience of lurking rofers at the venue so details the meeting and meeting place will remain private. Perfectly happy for Phoebs to "live rof" from it if she wishes
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It's ok I'll just ask her for the venue information privately so we can be there.
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Derren Brown is so going to telepathically livecast this on More4 showing LA and Phoebs drinking cocktails mixed by David Copperfield under a 30m up crane-suspended perspex box containing David Blaine who eventually announces: "The spirit of Paul Daniels says he's still a tw@t and just go back and get some of that French c0ck up yer Wizbit".
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LA, I have been informed you are not a pint man
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Or...
spoons then maccers
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That should much should be clear from my suggested venue Phoebs. I can suggest a pub if you would prefer.
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I am sure they will have bottles of beer.
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This is going full Houdini...
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Bottles are fine if they're Trappist.
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I do not believe Strutter has ever been in a Wetherspoons
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I foresee Feebs drinking LA under the table and walking off in disgust.
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you spelt w**king wrong
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ML you may have a heh
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OMG I am so looking forward to this episode of Pheobe Dates!!
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I think it will be awesome if Feebs live rofs the date and if we can respond/take control of their food and beverage orders.
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YES! Let's send them to a spoons and we can send them random stuff!
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And another (belated) heh for ML
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Meh it's been a while since I have been in a Spoons (at the ferry port in Oban) but don't they have an app we can use to send them random stuff? I think all we need to know is which spoons and the table number.
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Yes, that's what she was suggesting...
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Just a shame we can't also control the pub's music system.
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phoebe is handing out shags left right and centre, I think rofs finally found its calling
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