people with dogs who ask "does the house smell of dogs??"

always yes 

always

yes

A cat had shat on my front lawn. I bimbled off to get a trowel in order to remove it. My return to the scene coincided with the arrival of my neighbour’s dog who cleaned it up for me by consuming it.

No dog will ever lick my face again.

Years ago mum was worried that the elderly cat was constipated as nothing had come out for a while then my dad spotted the dog helping itself from the litter tray.