faded star engineers some last gasp tabloid coverage non shocka.

Think you have a shot now ebitsun? 

longer than my sister’s first one tbf

Probably the result of an argument about the disparity in pay for NQs in London. 

that opening sequence from Barb Wire remains curiously w**kable

Were some of her marriages to the same person?  I didn't think she'd had so many!

I think being a combination of a) nuts b) famous c) american helps with these things.

See also: Mariah Carey.

I had no idea she and Assange stopped being an item.

Her new husband must have realised that he was never going to touch the sides, especially after Tommy Lee had been there.

I bet tommy only ever used the back door